From Here to Paternity

A new father's guide to parenthood

Baby strangling stations in San Jose

So I'm in San Jose, Calif. for a few days for work, staying at The Fairmont, which is a nice hotel. This morning I had to use their lobby restroom and noticed this picture attached to the handicapped stall:

First off, it has always seemed kind of weird to me that the forces-to-be decided that baby changing stations -- which basically consist of a fold-down piece of plastic from the wall -- should be made available inside bathroom stalls. Why not in the bathroom, but a little farther away from the toilet and all its various germs?

Now take a look at the picture. Maybe this is the universal symbol for a baby changing station, but to me, it doesn't look like this adult is about to change a diaper. It looks like he's about to strangle his child. Look, you can even see that the baby knows what's coming, as he has his feet up and bent as if he's going to try to kick mommy/daddy away because, like the rest of us, he doesn't like getting strangled.

By the way, I can't really think of a better picture to symbolize a baby changing station. Maybe the baby could be laying down flat with the parent behind him. I don't know. Just please get rid of this choking symbol.

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Comments

Blake Schnitkey says:
14 weeks 2 days ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! AWESOME!!!

Kayla Webley says:
14 weeks 2 days ago

Never would have noticed this on my own, but yep, definitely looks like strangling.. not even a question! Hilarious!

Matt says:
14 weeks 1 day ago

Awesomeness. I knew you'd get at least one good blog post out of SHARE.

The Citizen says:
14 weeks 1 day ago

The Citizen approves.

gavelect says:
3 weeks 2 days ago

Very funny, There is signs like that in the Hotel in Nottingham that I work at but never looked at them that way, I can see me having a laugh at work with this, cheers.

Robb says:
3 weeks 1 day ago

That's hilarious. I never noticed how much that sign looks like a parent is about to lose it. Another sign that's funny is at (http://onewisemedia.com/donate-real-estate/)

Texas Real Estate says:
2 weeks 2 days ago

glad I'm not the only one who has thought of this. I think a better pic would be just a diaper with a pin through it type deal.

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So many times we've heard the adage that having kids will change your life. Now my wife Bea and I are ready to find out. We're welcoming a new member into our family, a son we plan on naming Matthew, but once he comes out, who knows, maybe we'll name him Dweezil.

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